Same story we’ve heard a million times before…city girl meets boy, falls in love, adopts a dog and moves to the burbs.  Pretty much the only difference, is that the chick happens to be an ABC, a banana, a twinkie, a second-generation Asian chick in the middle of a quite white Midwest town.  The boy, on the other hand, is all meat and potatoes, so he blends right in.

As goes the stereotype, Yellow Martha apologizes in advance for what will likely be a blog chock-a-block full of bubbly sarcasm, uber-cute cattiness and passive aggressive crafting fun…with a few reality checks thrown in here and there.